just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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