this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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