When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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