i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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