This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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