No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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