I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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