Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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