we have officially lost it.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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