Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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