NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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