You just made me feel so damn special
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just got carded by a ten year old.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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