i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She bit a glass in half.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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