Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize