real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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