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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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