dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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