Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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