There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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