what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize
