dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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