your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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