Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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