i just had sex bonerless
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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