dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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