I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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