in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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