at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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