we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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