3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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