Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
