i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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