: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
