I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Shame - the story of my life.
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