Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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