I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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