I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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