There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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