Dual....:-)
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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