Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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