So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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