I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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