I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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