Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dignity is for republicans.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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