that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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