Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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