So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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