You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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