Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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