check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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