Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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