You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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