i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize